Choced Bubble Gum Bandit Spread 270g

The Bubblegum Bandit Spread is Back!

The fans demanded it, so we brought the chaos back to the jar. A classic milk bar favourite, liquefied and ready to spread!

This is the Bubble Gum Ice Cream Flavour Spread. It’s the taste of a scorching 40-degree day in the suburbs, melted down into a jar of pure, unadulterated madness. We’re talking a bubblegum blast that hits harder than the midday sun on a tin roof.

It’s sweet. It’s sticky. It’s loaded with chewy lolly bits to give you that authentic "biting into a frozen treat" vibe, entirely without the brain freeze. It shouldn't work as a spread... but somehow, it’s the most glorious thing we’ve ever unleashed.

Every Spoonful Hits Like:

• ☀️ The deafening roar of cicadas at 2 PM.

• 🍦 That sheer panic when your treat starts melting down your arm.

• 🍬 A sugar rush that vibrates at a frequency only the neighbourhood dogs can hear.

• 🛹 Riding your bike until the streetlights turn on.

How to Devour It

• The Drench: Pour it over pancakes until the plate completely disappears.

• The Remix: Spread it thick on toast for a breakfast that wakes up your neighbours.

• The Solo Mission: Straight off the spoon, standing in front of the open fridge in your undies. We don’t judge.